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Saturday, November 21st, 2009
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2:53 am
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| Friday, July 10th, 2009
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11:21 pm - I find this humourous
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A naked man claiming to be a Terminator sent back in time from the future has been arrested at a casino.
Sean Stanley Smith, 19, was taken into custody at the US Stateline gambling club - which borders California and Nevada - and jailed on charges of indecent exposure and resisting a police officer, SlashFilm.com reports.
The sergeant was flagged down by a motorist who had seen the nude man running on the highway, while he then spied the suspect and commanded him to stop. However, Smith ignored the warning and proceeded inside of the casino, where he was tasered in an arcade full of children.
He told the officer that he was the character Terminator from the popular sci-fi film franchise, before admitting that he had taken LSD and marijuana.
Smith was transported to a local area hospital and later booked at Douglas County Jail.
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| Sunday, June 7th, 2009
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4:51 am - Can anyone help?
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I'm having trouble getting this:
Celebrity/Actor
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DA _ ID CA _ _ ADINE
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| Thursday, May 28th, 2009
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12:05 pm - I have an important announcement to make.
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*Deep Breath*
W0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 *deep breath* 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t!
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| Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
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3:44 am - I always suspected!
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Your result for What Gender do you Think and Feel Like?...
MachismoMale Brain, Male Heart 
Your thoughts and feelings are both masculine. Such combination can have people seeing you as guarded and aggressive.This test is not about physical sex, but gender, which has nothing to do with what body you were born into or what your sexual orientation is. However, you express yourself in a very masculine way.
Take What Gender do you Think and Feel Like? at HelloQuizzy
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| Wednesday, May 6th, 2009
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4:51 am - Something I forgot to mention....
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I don't know why I haven't mentioned this yet, but I've actually already seen the new Star Trek film. Seen it a week ago. Seriously.
It's not often I get to see a big film before anyone else does, so I'm quite happy about this. If you're not a trekkie or you weren't planning to go and see it, you might want to reconsider your choice, because it's a very good film. And those of you who ARE planning to see it, you only need to know 2 things:
1) It's awesome
2) Kirk Dies
Enjoy!
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| Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
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3:59 am - I learned something.
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Today, I learned that my life has essentially been one giant extemporisation.
And so far, I haven't done too badly.
If you haven't figured it out yet, what I really learned was a new word and thought it was such a cool word, I had to use it in a real sentence.
And now, for a rant.
( My displeasure, cut for YOUR pleasure )
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| Saturday, April 18th, 2009
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3:21 pm - Check me and my click-ay!
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| Monday, April 13th, 2009
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4:12 am
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Oh all-protecting lord, please guide our intellects, so that we may proceed in the right direction towards enlightenment
I'm not being religious, this is a reference to something. Cookie to whoever gets it WITHOUT googling!
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| Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
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6:22 am - Oh what the hell
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| Saturday, March 28th, 2009
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12:01 am - Guess what?
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| Wednesday, March 11th, 2009
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3:29 am - I always thought power rangers were gay....
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| Thursday, February 26th, 2009
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5:48 pm
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One little compliment can make you feel great. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal. Once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind you how great you are.
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| Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
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11:46 am
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| Monday, February 9th, 2009
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6:59 pm
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"No. Not now, not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye teeth to end you! I swear it! I'm coming for all of you!"
-President Roslin
I don't understand the "eye teeth" bit, but Christ she was scary.
And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you fail :(
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| Saturday, January 31st, 2009
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3:55 am - I met Florence.
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Who's Florence, you might ask? When did I meet her? Was she hot? All will be revealed in this week's exciting episode ooooofff..."Kushan could be fucked updating his LJ!".
This week, a friend of mine from Ireland decided to come over. No, he didn't really come to see me, there was a gig on near me and he wanted to go to that and figured he could shack up at my place for a couple of days. Which is fair enough, actually, since he took me with him.
The gig in question was some NME tour thing, sadly nothing of interest to me but what the hell, it's an excuse to go out with a friend for a laugh, eh?
Four bands were playing this night, buy my friend only really wanted to see one of them, Florence and The Machine. You may have heard of her (yes, her). I certainly hadn't, but Sylvia Patterson of the guardian believes that "Florence and the Machine's mad art-pop will be 2009's most beautiful noise". To be fair, she's actually quite hot, so I can't blame the guy:
Luckily she was the first act, so once she had played her set, we could fuck off to the bar near the stage, get a drink and sit down and have a yarn while the rest played.
As I'm the non-drinker, I was the one who decided where to sit and I strategically found a place that was just far enough away that you could hear each other talk over the music and there weren't too many people around (My friend Becky is absolutely correct - people are shit).
So there we are having a drink and a laugh and then my friend asks "Should we not sit somewhere else, maybe over there where there's more people?". I tell him I'm not really arsed.
Then, not more than a few minutes after he said this, guess who of all people walked passed our table to a little spot in the corner? That's right - Florence.
He's a little bit shocked at this point and it didn't help when I said "Dude! Go get her autograph!".
"I err...ahh...ummm...I don't have a pen!" he shouted.
"...I have one!" I shouted back. And this is possibly the most shocking event of the whole eventing - I never have a pen when I need one.
"Oh oh oh oh! Umm...shit...I'll never get passed the bouncer [standing in front of her little corner]" he says.
"Pussy. I'll do it then." I respond.
"Ummm...ok, here" and he handed me the pen and his ticket to hopefully get signed.
So up I get and casually walk over to the bouncer, "Any chance of an autograph, mate?"
He looks behind him at Florence and says "Off her? .....why don't you go ask her?" and steps aside.
Excellent.
So I walked over to Florence and introduced myself. She was lovely. "Could I have an autograph, please?" I asked. "Certainly! What's your name?"
Since this was really for my friend, I had to lie. "Oh, uhh...Martin".
"Martin, eh? Ohhh where are you from?"
"Belfast" (Remember, I currently live in Liverpool, so I certainly don't sound like the locals...thankfully)
"Ohhh, Belfast? Hey, come you over here and talk to me" she says as she moves to sit down and sign the ticket.
At this point, my friend must have suddenly got a bolt of courage, as he appeared right next to me.
"Well, actually Florence, my name isn't really Martin. THIS is Martin, he was just too shy to come over here" I said, while pointing at him.
She smiled "Oh so YOU'RE Martin! Aren't you cute!" she said, as she latched on to him and gave him a great big hug.
And then we stood around had a bit of a chat, got his picture taken with her, had a bit of a hug and a kiss on the cheek. I think I still have some of her glitter on my face.
Florence is lovely. I wish her all the success in the world, she was extremely nice to us and definitely seems to deserve it. And her music wasn't bad, either.
Suffice to say, my friend was (and still is) over the moon. And I'm happy I had balls when I needed it. I am officially a man now.
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| Thursday, January 29th, 2009
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6:31 am - God. Fucking. Dammit.
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| Friday, January 23rd, 2009
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2:00 am - Tru.dat
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| Saturday, January 17th, 2009
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6:03 am - Resident Evil: Degeneration
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I just finished watching Resident Evil: Degeneration. Those of you who know me well know that I have nothing but contempt for the Resident Evil films, however this is different. This is a CGI film from Capcom themselves, not Paul "will shit on your franchise for money" fucking Anderson.
And it ROCKS.
It's pretty much how I wanted the Resident Evil film to be - lots of zombies, lots of shooting and a plot that actually comes from the game. The animation is a bit screwy, it's not Disney-quality we're talking, but when you're mowing down Zombies all over the shop, do you care if the jaws look like they're made of play-dough? Ok well, maybe a little.
I should warn you, though, if you're not an old-school Resident Evil fan (As in, you actually liked the first games and not just the fourth one, which to be fair is also pretty awesome), you probably wont get half of the fan pleasing in it. Particularly if you've played Resident Evil 2, you'll love it. I must point out that RE2 is one of THE finest games ever made and if you disagree, you're gay. Or straight. Whatever is the most offensive to you. Oh and you have the bad AIDS.
I should go to bed.
But I wont.
Also, Nip/Tuck is awesome. It's going to fill the void quite nicely once Battlestar Galactica finishes this year. I must point out that BSG is probably the finest TV series ever made, ever. It's better than Star Trek. It's better than Stargate. It's better than you.
I really want to update this more, I need some sort of...incentive to update it. And no, promises of sex if and when I'm somewhere near your vicinity isn't really going to cut it - we both know that will happen regardless as to weather I update this regularly or not ;P
I don't even know who that's directed towards. Maybe it's just you. Maybe it's everyone. Maybe I really should go to bed. But I wont.
current mood:  sick
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| Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
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12:21 am - This year is one second longer
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This is a public service announcement. It's officially New Year's Eve in the UK and that means it's officially New Year's Eve worldwide (GMT being the centre of the planet and all that), so I feel it's prudent to inform people that 2008 will officially be one second longer than usual.
Before you scream "Nooo, Kushan! You've been at the Domestos Bleach again, haven't you?", have a quick glance at this article on WikiWikiWikiPediaWikiYoWikiWikiWaaWaa.
For those of you who can't be arsed reading the source of all human knowledge, all you need to know is that 2008 needs to be 1 second longer in order to keep time closely syncronised with the earth's orbit. 1 second after 23:59:59 isn't actually 2009, it's officially 23:59:60. One second after that, you can start celebrating the new year (legitimately) all you like, but if you shout "Happy New Year!" at 23:59:60, you're officially silly.
So, when the countdown starts, remember, it does not go...
3-2-1-HappyNewYearMotherFuckers!
but rather, it goes...
3-2-1-0-HappyNewYearMotherFuckers!
You've now been informed, so don't make a fool out of yourself this year, save it for next year. Which is 1 second further away than you probably realised.
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